Words To Live By

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.  Hemingway


Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C Clarke, 1968


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss… Daltrey & Townshend, 1971


If you don’t plan ahead, you may end up with a tail.

We can't help getting OLDER, BUT…We do not have to get OLD!

God grant me the Serenity to accept what I cannot change,
the Persistence to change what I can, 
the Wisdom to know the difference,
and the Good Grace to not fuck it all up too many times...

I don't have to always be the smartest person in the room. It's nice to be, but it's also redundant. I am perfectly content with occasionally being the dumbest fellow in the room; as such, I will be able to learn something new from everybody else there.

Popcorn is just an excuse for people to eat butter... 

Be More Like Your Dog…  That’s right. And if you don’t have a dog, that’s ok, it still works. Be more like a dog. Dogs are about the happiest creatures on the skin of the earth. It’s in their DNA, and it’s in their jeans… (haha). When we feel good, we’re better people, it’s that simple. So, feeling good is a state of mind we should strive to be in as often as we can.  When we’re feeling good, we’re acting the part, and those around us are all the better for it too. 

Free beer tomorrow! Think about that... the sign outside the bar sez: "Free Beer Tomorrow!" So you go back tomorrow, thirsty and ready to swig, and... wait, whoa! WTF? The sign still sez: "Free Beer Tomorrow!" Told you to think about that yesterday, didn't I? Did you? Bet not, else you wouldn't be here with your empty stein and dry throat expecting free beer. But it's tomorrow, you say, and there should be free beer. "No," sez me, "its not tomorrow, its today. Tomorrow never comes..."